Tuesday, August 9, 2022
Sunday, August 7, 2022
Friday, August 5, 2022
Tuesday, April 19, 2022
Sunday, April 17, 2022
Tuesday, April 12, 2022
Monday, April 11, 2022
Senior Tattoo idea
Turning 80 and thinking about what tattoo to get? You might want to consider your name and address...
Sunday, April 10, 2022
You look nice. Where did you go?
"Walmart, she replied."
They misspelled my name
"After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery. Halfway across, he’s startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone. “I thought you were a ghost,” says the relieved teen. “What are you doing working so late?” “Oh, those idiots,” grumbles the old man. “They misspelled my name!”
Thursday, April 7, 2022
Wednesday, April 6, 2022
Amazingly simple home remedies
Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Sunday, April 3, 2022
Do it almost every night
Two senior citizens were bragging about their sex lives in the elderly homes. "Can you still do it? I have sex with my wife twice a week. How many can you do?" "Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!" "Almost every night?" "Yup! Almost Monday, Almost Tuesday, Almost Wednesday..."
Be back shortly
Sorry haven’t been posting as much. Only be posting jokes, which I can do from my hospital bed on my cellphone. I know you miss the funny photos and graphics. Been in the hospital 4 days now with some health issues. I always said, once you’re over 60 the warranty is up. That’s when everything starts going wrong. Say a little prayer for me folks.