My wife caught me switching the TV between a fishing show and a good porn movie this morning. She came over to me and said "Honey, you might as well just watch that old porn movie. You already know how to fish."
Went to one of them Starbucks places and ordered a decaf cappuccino. The guy told me we only sell regular cappuccino. I said "Okay, I'll have one of those. Just give me your phone number so I have somebody to talk to when I can't sleep tonight."
Who is your real friend? This really works...! If you don't believe me, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your old lady in the trunk of your car for about an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?
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