Now that I am older, my cardiologist, advised me to watch my diet. Now I avoid eating healthy natural foods because I read somewhere that most people die of natural causes. I'll have a double Whopper now please!
MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I may be old, but I'm pretty sure I know how the hell to get out of my neighborhood.
Ya wanna know the secret to our long marriage? Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. Every now and then we also have a "Getaway Weekend." She'll be back first thing Monday morning.
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