What's the best medicine to treat hemorrhoids? I don't think they deserve a treat.

Cartoon courtesy of John Donaghue: UNDER CARDIAC ARREST

 

The next generation Village People

You're not listening fatty!

Cartoon courtesy of Mark Lynch: www.cartoons-a-plenty.com 

Mark Lynch is the recipient of 57 National and International cartooning awards and lives in Sydney, Australia with his wife Jennifer and two sons, Patrick and Jack. Mark has graciously consented to allowing us to periodically post some of his many cartoons here. Thanks Mark.

Be careful. Watch out for Freudian Slips.

One of the reasons I hate driving at night.

 

I brought you some flowers honey.

Photo courtesy of Depositphotos.com

The man, the myth, the legend!

Credit for this goes to our friends at: Truck Warrior on Facebook

Harold takes his wife to Home Depot to make his point.

 

Credit to Loren Fishman, for authorizing the use of this cartoon

Why doesn't Covid affect Amish people? They don't have TV's.

 

An Amish couple drove several miles down a country road in their buggy, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws!

You have to check out "Old Jews Telling Jokes." Laugh loud, we don't hear that good.

You can literally spend the entire day on this site. Here's a random sampling by Judi Foster. Click the photo.

Check out the dance moves on Gary and Charlotte Chaney - Double Your Pleasure

Gary and Charlotte Chaney have been dancing together since the 1950's. I just wanted to share with you a performance they did back in 2007 at Chicago's Windy City Jitterbug Club. They got almost 16 million views on YouTube so far, and I can see why. Enjoy.

Pino More Wine. A fine wine exclusively for seniors.

 

"I played hide and seek; they wouldn't even look for me." I get no respect.

 

The last know picture of Grandpa smoking a "Lucky Strike" cigarette.

 

Senior Chat with Arthur Ritis

 

Now that I am older, my cardiologist, advised me to watch my diet. Now I avoid eating healthy natural foods because I read somewhere that most people die of natural causes. I'll have a double Whopper now please!

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I may be old, but I'm pretty sure I know how the hell to get out of my neighborhood.

Ya wanna know the secret to our long marriage? Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays. Every now and then we also have a "Getaway Weekend." She'll be back first thing Monday morning.

What a great way to supplement your Social Security.

 

Made love to my wife for an hour and 3 minutes last night. Thanks Daylight Savings Time.

Dad gives Boy George some advice.

Imagine having to work till your 85? Funny ETrade Super Bowl commercial.

Here are the lyrics if you want to sing along:

Day-o, day-o Wake up early, slap on some cologne I’m 85 and I wanna go home Working tech support on the next new phone I’m 85 and I wanna go home So day, me say day me say day me say day I wanna go home Day, me say day me say day me say day-o I wanna go home Just got a job as a lifeguard in Savannah I’m 85 and I wanna go home I’m dropping sick beats they call me DJ Nana I’m 85 and I wanna go, don’t get mad, get ETRADE kiddo

Having a bad or no hair day? Try this on.

Hey geezers, want to impress the ladies? I just discovered you can actually buy one of these "hair hats" on Amazon. They're only $17 if you're interested. If you do buy one, snap a picture and send it to me and I'll post it. Follow the link:

Amazon.com: Men's Novelty Spiked Hair Visor Sun Funny Golf Hats Fake Wig Peaked Adjustable Baseball Caps Black Brown : Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry